im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself
It was not the Speaker way to marry someone you just started a relationship with.
Trevor was extremely glad that there wasn’t any pressure in their relationship for marriage or kids. He knew that neither of them were emotionally ready for such a big step.
A part of Trevor was convinced that Sypha was going to wake up one day to realize that she deserved someone 1000% better then him.
So they continued courting, and for the time, remained unmarried.
Which was enough for every lord, baron, and inspiring peasant to continue trying to claw their way a spot in the Belmont Family lineage. ————————————————————————————————–
A Baron by the name of Victor announced in a letter that he would be arriving at the Belmont estate in a weeks time for a friendly visit.
Why he was visiting, Trevor had no idea. The man hadn’t stated any reason and he’s never met the nobleman before.
The bastard even timed it so that he wouldn’t even have been able to even respond with a “Leave Me The Fuck Alone,” Response, and was probably already half way to his estate.
Sypha was with Alucard in his castle when the Baron arrived.
The Baron who of course has never met Trevor before, had no idea what he looked like.
So when he walked up to greet Trevor, who was lounging in a chair outside the estate, enjoying the rare warm weather. Wearing just a simple tunic and pants, he assumed he was speaking to a servant.
“Greetings, Yes I know its Sunday and the day to relax, my dear fellow. But your lord is expecting me and we don’t want to keep him waiting. Tell me, is your master here at the present, or is he off on other duty’s until later?
Trevor looked the man Victor over. He looked exactly the same as other men of wealth who he’s encountered in the past. He was short, plump, and wearing godly robe that dragged along the grass.
“Lord Belmont is at home yes, shall we go to the dining room for…introductions?”
“OH! Is he just inside then? Non since, lord Belmont and I are like brothers in arms”
Trevor raised an eyebrow, “Really?” A small smile gracing his face, now enjoying the mans ridiculousness.
“Oh yes young man, I’m positive that you’ll hear all about it later on. In the meantime, my daughters have been nagging about the length of the trip and I want the first impression of what may be their future home to be done before they become anymore stressed.”
11 horse drawn carriages sat in a line,Three of them holding large chests of possessions, 1 large and decorated, and five smaller versions of the first.
“Future home, are they expecting to stay?”
“Oh that of course,” The baron answered, inspecting a decal on a window frame. “The Lord has never announced an engagement, and after being excommunicated for so long, he would have jumped at the chance to marry if he had someone in mind once the church allowed him inside again.”
“I’ll see to them then” Trevor was dying inside, from laughter trying to break his ribs from begin held in, or from the mans annoyance. he wasn’t sure.
Trevor opened carriages, and was screamed at and ridiculed every time by the five women who inhabited them.
God he wished it was Sypha screaming at him.
after unpacking everything for the daughters at the fathers request, and setting up their rooms, and listening to them tell him story’s about how close they were to “My dear friend Trevor Belmont,” He decided to end the fun.
Trevor left without a word, changed into his regular clothes not meant for casual sunbathing, and returned to hear the group laughing and gossiping about the “Servant” they had just met and how they wouldn’t mind keeping him around after their family takes control of the Belmont manor.
“So, now that you’ve all introduced yourselves, it’s my turn” Trevor enters the room, Belmont insignia proud on his chest an whip relaxed on his side.
“I’m Trevor Belmont. Lord of the Belmont estate, and according to you-”
6 glasses of wine shatter on the ground.
Trevor strides across the room, glowing in full vampire hunter glory.
“I’m your dear old friend.”
Silence
“Lets talk about why your really hear, after all.” Trevor sits down in a large cushioned chair. “You’ve already told me plenty about it.”
There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk
she was training herself to be happy oh my god
does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”
She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed awayā¦ An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the catās funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who havenāt read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. Sheās now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now Iām crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially āsecond tamaā or ātama IIā) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.
Law
Iām crying at 11pm over train cats
Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).Ā There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.
a legacy
okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because itās a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back
āSun-tama-tamaā (a pun off of āSantamaā, lit. āthird Tamaā) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tamaās successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, āI will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.ā [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tamaās Twitter account.
Every time I see this post thereās new info and it gets better
I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and itās actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Likeā¦ they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die
Look at this and tell me it isnt the best thing on youtube
he and his (American) wife have a youtube vlogging channel all about being an international couple and they have thREE CATS THAT HE COOKS WITH
You should see the video where he restores a knifeā¦
Incorrect, he has two cats he cooks with, Haku and Nagi. If Poki were permitted into the kitchen when Jun cooked, he would immediately throw himself into the pan, determined to eat whatever was in it.
Poki is my favorite cat. uwu
poki sounds like my cat jasper
how did he film such a lovely video by candlelight? iām impressed! also itās so restful, and he has beautiful hands, and the kitties are so cute. it made my morning. thank you for sharing.
Poki is actually in his newest video:
My terrible trash cat finally graduates to being in cooking videos <3 Im so proud of him <3
